Awards showered upon the one TRUE spork page

Last updated: 14-May-1996

As far as I know, this is all that I've gotten. It sure would be cool if people actually told me when I recieved an award or got published or something.

When are those Cool Site people going to catch on? This site is sure cooler than ``The Spot'', they just dont like it because I don't have attractive scantily-clad women (but I have two idiots doing stupid things with eating utensils).

I want Cool Site dammit. (Coming Soon: The Cool Site grovel page).

Magellan: Magellan said ``You should not think twice before depositing the Sporks home page in your circular file.''. I tend to agree.
Wasn't it cool to be useless? I guess now that I'm r etired I can serve society. Aww.. who am I fooling? I need more awards pronto (or I'll level Toronto).
Internet Underground If you happened to pick up the March issue of ``Internet Underground'' you would have found this page in the Weird on the Web section.
Tres Bizzare On 3-Dec-1995 this page was found to be ``Tres Bizarre''.
Worst of the WebOn 20-Nov-1995 I was Wost of The Web. Ahh, Whaddas he know?
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